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30 Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards

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You are serious about each other, but that doesn't mean you have to be super serious about February 14th. Lighten up the mood with one of these funny Valentine's Day (and Galentine's Day!) cards. We found laugh-out-loud love notes that are perfect for your S.O.—and a few silly sentiments for your bridesmaids, too!

Look at My Phone Card, $4.50, emilymcdowell.com.

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It's a Sign!

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A Sign, $5, peopleiveloved.com.

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Get Cozy

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Sweatpants of My Life Card, $4.50, etsy.com.

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Do the Math

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Love Pie Chart Card, $4.50, emilymcdowellstudio.com.

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Conversation Hearts

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Valentine Sweetheart, $4.50, riflepaperco.com.

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For the Netflix Fanatic

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Stranger Things Card You're An Eleven, $5, ladyfingersletterpress.com.

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Swipe Right

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You're the Best Thing I've Ever Found on the Internet, $5, ladyfingersletterpress.com.

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Give In Easy

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Ok. You Win. I'm Yours., $4.50, etsy.com.

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You're Hot, Then You're Cold

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Pizza Card Letterpress, $6, etsy.com.

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A Keepsake

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Card in a Drawer Valentine Card, $3.95, papersource.com.

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For That Spark in Your Life

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Firework Love, $5, hammerpress.net.

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For Life

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Funny Valentine's Day Card, $4.50, etsy.com.

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Day-to-Day Plans

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Love Doing Absolutely Nothing Card, $3.95, papersource.com.

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The Perks of Being a Valentine

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Valentines Perks Card by Little Low, $4.50, etsy.com.

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Perfect for Lottery Lovers

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Um, I Love You Scratch Off Card, $4.50, scratchoffgreetings.com.

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A Way to Fuel the Fire

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You're Still the Hottest Guy in the Room Card, $4.50, thesocialtype.com.

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Let's Be Real This Valentine's Day

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In Spite of Your Flaws Card, $1.80, riflepaperco.com.

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That's True Love

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I Like You I Love You Card, $5, peopleiveloved.com.

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Piece of My Heart

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I Love You to Pizzas Card by Ello There, $5, etsy.com.

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Multiple Choice Valentine's Day Card

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Cat Love Card, $5, ladyfingerspress.myshopify.com.

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Love Boat

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Soulmatey Card, $5, hammerpress.net.

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Love/Hate

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I Hate Everyone But You Card by Jelligun, $4.25, etsy.com.

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As Phoebe Buffay Would Say ...

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You're My Lobster Card, $4.24, etsy.com.

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That's How Much I Love You

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I Would Put My Phone Down To Hold Your Hand Card, $4.46, etsy.com.

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Happy Galentine's Day

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You Poetic Noble Land Mermaid Card, $3.72, etsy.com.

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You Had Me at Let's Stay in and Watch Netflix Card, $4.99, etsy.com

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Modern Love

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Tinder Right Swipe Card, $4.00, etsy.com.

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The Choice is Simple

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Will You Be My Valentine Card, $4.50, etsy.com.

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Honest Valentine's Day Card

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People are the Worst (Except You) Card, $4.50, etsy.com.

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No Cold Feet Allowed

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You Keep My Feet Warm Card, $5, etsy.com.

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    5 of 30 Conversation Hearts
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    8 of 30 Give In Easy
    9 of 30 You're Hot, Then You're Cold
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    12 of 30 For Life
    13 of 30 Day-to-Day Plans
    14 of 30 The Perks of Being a Valentine
    15 of 30 Perfect for Lottery Lovers
    16 of 30 A Way to Fuel the Fire
    17 of 30 Let's Be Real This Valentine's Day
    18 of 30 That's True Love
    19 of 30 Piece of My Heart
    20 of 30 Multiple Choice Valentine's Day Card
    21 of 30 Love Boat
    22 of 30 Love/Hate
    23 of 30 As Phoebe Buffay Would Say ...
    24 of 30 That's How Much I Love You
    25 of 30 Happy Galentine's Day
    26 of 30 Valentine's Day Plans
    27 of 30 Modern Love
    28 of 30 The Choice is Simple
    29 of 30 Honest Valentine's Day Card
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