It’s October 3rd, So Here’s What to Eat at Your Requisite Mean Girls Viewing
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
And on Thursdays, we imbibe it. After all, if you're going to drink, Mrs. George would rather you do it in the house. Nearly a decade after Aaron Samuels asked Cady what day it was, we'll seize any excuse to revisit the ultimate "new classic" chick flick. Rally your Plastics, don your army pants and flip-flops, and stream it in the projection room above the auditorium -- with a side of cheese fries. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.
"She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster strudel."
That's why her pastry dough is so flaky. It's full of secrets.
"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by subpar cheese sauce. It's a life ruiner. It ruins people's lives.
"Four for Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco!"
Mmm, your face smells like peppermint! Eighth grade revenge has never been sweeter.
"I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all-carb diet."
Want to lose three pounds? These healthy tacos are a better choice than Kalteen bars. If they don't work, you could try Sears.
"It's like I have ESPN or something."
Karen can stick a whole fist of this ballpark-style treat in her mouth. There's a 30% chance she already did.
"YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"
Sweatpants on Monday are a no-no -- but a pretty cheese plate might earn you an invite back. (So you agree? You think they're really pretty?)