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20 Signs You Are Totally the Martha Stewart of Your Friends

In other words, you're a cooking, baking, gardening, DIYing one-of-a-kind wonder woman. Pinterest fail? Never heard of it.

1. Everyone asks for your recipe (…for everything).

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2. You're famous for your parties, and anyone who gets an invite R.S.V.P.s: OMG YES.

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Photography by: Lia Griffith

3. You're always "that" person with a bag full of everything ("just in case"). Safety pins, tissues, random buttons, white vinegar ("It's for stains, okay? Why are you looking at me like that?”) -- someone needs it; you've got it.

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4. Uh oh, someone has a wardrobe malfunction? Or needs a button sewn? Or a snagged thread fixed? You know exactly what to do.

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5. Your motto is "Live Free and DIY."

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6. "That's so beautiful! Where'd you get it?" is a question you regularly answer with, "Oh, thanks; I made it." Cue jaws dropping.

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Photography by: Petra Bindel

7. For other people, shopping means a day at the mall. For you, it means coming home with yarn ... lots and lots and lots of yarn.

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8. You're that person who obsesses over picking cards. And when you find the perfect card for someone: life goal achieved.

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9. Torture is choosing between two nearly identical paint swatches. Your roommates have been known to roll their eyes at you, but they just don't get it. It's not just a paint color. It's a life decision!

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Photography by: Yuki Sugiura

10. Your coworkers always swarm over your dish at the office potluck. Macaroni salad: Pfft. How pedestrian!

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11. Your cakes, well, take the cake.

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12. "Glass cloches are the new mason jars." (Something you've actually said.)

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13. "Can you just be my personal interior designer please?" (Something someone has actually said to YOU.)

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14. And your home -- even we'll admit it's totally Instagram-worthy.

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Photography by: Christopher Baker

15. You're always on the lookout for hidden treasures at flea markets and antiques stores. You actually LIKE antiquing. You see the potential in everything.

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Photography by: One Kings Lane

(Of course, there was that one time you spent six hours gluing tiny individual sequins to ornaments, but come on, that was SO WORTH IT.)

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16. Nevertheless, your to-do list is on point.

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17. And it goes without saying that you're the pre-appointed party planner. Halloween! Christmas! The Fourth of July! You take all of the holidays to the next level. Picking your favorite day is like picking your favorite child.

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Photography by: Johnny Miller

18. But hands down, you will have THE most-talked about Halloween costume this year.

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19. And anyone who's a friend of yours can expect a thoughtful handmade gift. Last year, it was a pair of hand-knit mittens. This year, perhaps a collection of decoupaged photographs.

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Photography by: Johnny Miller

20. Your friends are always in awe of your crafts, your cooking, and your decorating skills. And you've heard it more than once: "You should think about making this a career!"

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Photography by: Marcus Nilsson

And hey, maybe, like Martha, you should. (Wink.)

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