New This Month
We don’t need a Facebook quiz to confirm what we already know. Raise your hand if you're in an amazing relationship ... with chocolate, cheese, and wine.
Let's begin: Food is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning, isn't it?
You can’t wait to get home from work and put your hands all over it.
When it comes to your fondness for food, you wear your heart on your sleeve.
And there’s nothing you’d rather keep you warm at night.
You love how food will bend over backward to satisfy you.
And it always knows the right thing to say (which is often nothing at all).
You think, "I scream and I cry all I want in front of it, and it never thinks I'm crazy."
It never tries to change you. In fact, it molds to fit your needs.
You’re not afraid of being apart (read: stash your favorites on the top shelf) because you know absence makes the heart grow fonder.
You have rock on your mind ... rock shrimp that is.
And your idea of shining armor is a coating of rainbow sprinkles.
So remember, ladies ... fries before guys.
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